I aint best pleased, those bloody gnomes
They've only gone and nabbed my scones.
The jam i squeezed, the cream i whipped
and for all-a-that they've 'ad it!
My rib-eye steak i guarded well,
where it was i'd never tell, but those
bastard, fucking gnomes
ate it raw straight off the bone.
I thought my jellied eels safe,
my cockles jarred in salty grace,
but they used their filthy mitts
and that's the last of seen of it.
The chocolate was the last to go,
you'd wonder why, we'll never know.
They took it all so woe is me
for all they left was broccolli
At Blackdam ponds in Basingstoke there lived three swinger ducks.
Inseparable, free liberals
they'd sip at tea pretentiously in freshly-pressed clean tux.
With handsome faces and eccentric graces they'd waddle in their three,
waddling by as waddling does and chatting harmlessly.
Though being of a quirky air few Waddles held 'em dear,
as mothers stole their ducklings by whenever one appeared.
"They aint for you!" the coots would say, the swans were most dismayed
when they saw the swinger ducks were far more posh than they.
Swinger ducks, i'd hope you know, whilst sipping Earl Grey tea
would often read the Telegraph or recite poetry.
I aint best pleased, those bloody gnomes
They've only gone and nabbed my scones.
The jam i squeezed, the cream i whipped
and for all-a-that they've 'ad it!
My rib-eye steak i guarded well,
where it was i'd never tell, but those
bastard, fucking gnomes
ate it raw straight off the bone.
I thought my jellied eels safe,
my cockles jarred in salty grace,
but they used their filthy mitts
and that's the last of seen of it.
The chocolate was the last to go,
you'd wonder why, we'll never know.
They took it all so woe is me
for all they left was broccolli
oi yoy yoyyyyyyyyy i miss you quite a bit, I miss the greedy gnomes you scoff (you know their full of shit?) Schimmerwitz and schimmerwatz are clumsy as can be, but please come back to deviant, I miss you endlessly.